We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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