We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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