Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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