nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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