I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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