the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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