i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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