WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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