HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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