i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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