I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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