Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
