Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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