does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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