I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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