I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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