My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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