As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
