I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Its about making memories worth repressing
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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