Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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