when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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