Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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