i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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