Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just found a bag of teeth...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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