I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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