dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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