birth control should be required to get into college
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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