i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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