do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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