Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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