My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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