she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
