Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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