Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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