Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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