She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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