If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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