16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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