There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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