remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i've created a new STD.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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