sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
