Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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