trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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