sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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