We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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