I wish life had little blips of pornography
either way he was missing a nipple.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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