Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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