Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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