have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
i out mim tonsoeep
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