people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't think brook has ever known best
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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