Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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