Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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