no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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