I just saw a hot homeless man
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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