I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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